I dont even watch the news cause its
- A penguin learned to write today ha ha adorable silver lining story!
- THE PENGUIN WROTE A CONFESSION TO MURDER
i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla
he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex
he liked pigeons
he was a vegetarian
he was a babe
he was shy
he hated edison
Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.
Are you serious the death ray was the best part
beggingasking Dan to be in his liveshow (x)
Who could resist that look aaw
[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]
it’s getting to that time of the year where everybody isn’t quite sure if they should be wearing coats or not like you’ll see some people walking around in t-shirts and others wearing coats and scarves like nobody is really sure if it’s actually getting cold out or not
IS THAT WHY YOUR VOICE SOUNDS SO DIFFERENT ON THE PHONE
FUCK MY VOICE IS HIGHER THAN THIS
OH MY GOD
NO WONDER WHY I AM A SERRANO IN CHOIR
A serrano is a small green pepper. The word you are looking for is soprano.
Why do people act like being a vampire is so fucking great. You can’t eat garlic bread so what’s the point
I just bought the Frozen Soundtrack. I am so sorry to all of my friends who will have to hear me sing it like 10 times more than I did before. Y’all can either sing with me, ignore me, or just tell me to stop. But seriously. Bless your hearts for putting up with me. baekintime incrediblezouis strawberry-cosmos suck-my-desu jacobisroy
SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH
No wonder she looks so happy.
He was going for his waist before Altivo interrupted.
Not only did they get crunk but the second they smoked a… special cigar, this shit started happening:
Don’t get me started on El Dorado.
oh my god